D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. Oh! No. - No what? I play a millionaire at parties. - [Clank] - [Laughing] Well, Ralph seems happy enough. I'll dance on her grave. - Would you like to see it again? Oh! Yeah. Easy does it now. - [Thumps] - Oh. Unless you're a man. P.S. What's your opinion? Mama's watchir her stories. It's not Egyptian. This means I'm gonna be a failure? I just got to- [Grunts] There. Show's over, folks. Matilda’s dietary requirements are never overtly stated (to my memory),but Lisa’s vegetarian ethics are famous. Lisa's newfound vegetarian stance is not tolerated nor understood very well, either, with Homer and Bart both mocking her for rejecting meat and tease her singing, "You don't win friends with salad!" - Uh, you bet I am. Her Simpsons career is lackluster, though. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! I beg celebrities for money. [Whistling] Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. Suddenly, in the eyes of strangers, a regular old vegetarian is a delight in comparison to the vegans who have taken over the official “pain in the ass” title. Sure! - What way, angel pie? “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of the all time classic Simpsons episodes, with memorable lines like “Bovine University” and a message that has stuck with Lisa for decades.It begins with a visit to Storybook Village, a great spoof of cheap theme parks. The Impact of Lisa. She's been gone for hours. It was a 6pm staple. Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. When Lisa eats the hot dog, it is revealed to her by Apu that it was in fact tofu, and he then leads her to talk with Paul and Linda McCartney. No. Very nice, Janie. (It was ten years after going vegetarian before I had my first burrito!) While you still can. It says, "Show me your tie. Look at my "aggieculture" project. Hi, honey. - Yea! - We'll give ya a buck. When the show addresses climate change and other environmental problems, it generally does so through the character of Lisa Simpson. [Scoffs] Simpson gene. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. - Oh, yeah. partially in the selfish hope that eventually people would leave me alone and do the same in return. Time is running out. Um, I shoot birds at the airport. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". Is that you, Apu? Appearing in season twenty-three episode twenty-two, "Lisa Goes Gaga" is probably the most hated episode of the show all time, and very well may be the worst, with it having the lowest Simpsons rating on IMDb at 3.9. I remembered this surprising cameo, but I hadn’t really remembered what they actually said. In my life I have found that it is best to treat others how you want to be treated — at least . It’s been rather bittersweet to see the same people I grew up with, who tried to force me to try meat and spent countless arguments trying to prove my choice was wrong, become vegetarians and vegans themselves. Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. No. A like sitting on the microwave? - Lisa. Whoo! Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. I loved Lisa. I've awakened in the future. A freezer man! Wham Episode: Lisa becomes a vegetarian. Lisa Simpson is the fictional character from the American television cartoon series, The Simpsons. But I also try to have compassion for others who aren’t, and maybe I can thank Lisa — and Apu, Linda and Paul — for that, too. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. [Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. 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